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Description
After my sister had her baby, I found myself Googling "nursery art" with the same intensity others might research heart surgeons. The fact that infants can't appreciate wall art decor seemed irrelevant ?€? I was determined to be the uncle who gave something meaningful, or at least something that wouldn't immediately end up in a donation bin.
What I found was a ceramic flower, blue-green and roughly the size of a dessert plate, looking exactly like a cabbage if cabbages went to art school and developed existential angst. The website called it "abstract artwork," which felt like a generous way of saying "we're not quite sure what we made here either."
The piece came with a keyhole mount, a term I had to look up, confirming my suspicion that I was wildly unqualified for this gift-giving mission. Wall-mounted flowers, it turns out, are the sort of thing that make people say, "Oh... how unique," in that tone that suggests they're mentally rearranging their friendship criteria.
When I finally presented it, my sister stared at it for a long moment before asking if it was meant to be educational. "Yes," I lied, "it's teaching the baby about contemporary art movements. And vegetables."
Dimensions
Product Detail
- Year Designed: 2024
- Material: Ceramic
- Finish: Glazed
- Keyhole for Wall Hanging
Reviews
Makes a Stunning Table Accent
These ceramic flowers will make your friends wonder if you've secretly been taking pottery classes in Tuscany. You haven't, but let them think it
Pretty Boxes
Our ceramic flowers come pre-boxed. Twelve different boxes, each one prettier than your actual wrapping job would've been. Finally, a gift that admits what we've all been thinking.
Ready-to-Hang Artwork
Behind every flower lurks a keyhole, ready for your screw. It's refreshingly uncomplicated—like friendship before social media or coffee before everyone had opinions about it.
Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart
Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.
Holiday Magic, Delivered Instantly
Give them the thrill of picking their own perfect piece. A Chive gift card is the no-stress, all-delight way to gift beautifully.
Chive?€?s Pretty Little Book of Flowers ?€? the cutest coffee table book you didn?€?t know you needed (but totally do). This petite powerhouse is packed with full-color photos of every single ceramic flower ever designed by Chive. Yup, the whole blooming bunch!
Whether you're a longtime fan of Chive?€?s quirky floral creations or just love anything that makes your home look a little more joyful, this pretty little book is pure eye candy. Flip through pages of vibrant ceramic flowers ?€? from bold statement blooms to soft, delicate petals ?€? and fall in love all over again (or for the first time).
Endless Possibilities
Try as you might to create something hideous with our ceramic flowers, you'll fail spectacularly. It's like being handed a foolproof recipe for sophistication. Every arrangement looks like you've secretly attended Swiss finishing school, when really you're just winging it.
How to Hang
One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.
