Chartreuse Primrose
AVAILABLE WINTER 2025
I stumbled upon these delightful ceramic flowers quite by chance, and I must say, they've become an absolute obsession of mine. Imagine a petite, chartreuse bloom, reminiscent of a delicate primrose, but crafted with such intricate detail that it seems to defy the very nature of its medium.
These wall-mounted beauties are truly the epitome of wall art decor. They bring a touch of whimsy and warmth to any space, whether you choose to adorn a bare expanse above your bed or create a charming vignette on an empty wall.
The beauty of these ceramic flowers lies in their versatility. They can be hung individually, allowing their delicate forms to take center stage, or clustered together to create a whimsical, botanical tableau that would make even the most seasoned horticulturist green with envy.
But what truly sets these pieces apart is the ingenious keyhole design that allows for effortless installation. No more futile attempts at mastering the art of hammering nails into stubborn walls – simply locate the appropriate keyhole, and voila! Your wall art decor is securely mounted, ready to enchant and delight all who lay eyes upon it.
I can't help but imagine the countless conversations these ceramic flowers will spark, as guests marvel at their beauty and inquire about their origins. And who knows? Perhaps they'll even inspire a newfound appreciation for the artistry that can be found in the most unexpected of places – like a tiny, chartreuse bloom mounted upon a wall.
Product Detail
- Year Designed: 2025
- Material: Ceramic
- Finish: Glazed
- Keyhole for Wall Hanging
Looks Great on Tables
Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?
Pretty Boxes
Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.
Can be Used on a Wall
One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.
Pretty Flowers in Pretty Boxes
After eleven years of toiling, arranging, and obsessing over more than a hundred varieties of flowers, one learns that the postal service harbors a peculiar vendetta against beauty. Like a jealous god waiting to smite anything delicate or refined. But victory comes in the form of sturdy, elegant boxes - the kind that make a recipient feel like royalty, while secretly being fortress-strong enough to survive even the most spiteful mail handler's wrath.
Endless Combinations
One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.
How to Hang
One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.
