Avocado Green Rozella Peony
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Description
I never thought I'd find myself enthusing over a ceramic flower, but here I am, utterly charmed by what can only be described as the Hulk of horticultural wall art. It's green - not the demure green of a houseplant hoping to blend in, but an audacious emerald that screams, "I photosynthesize harder than your entire garden combined!" And let's be clear, this thing is massive. If flowers held elections, this one would win on size alone, campaigning on a platform of "Go big or go home." It's the kind of big that makes you wonder if the artist misunderstood "life-size" to mean "life-of-a-sequoia-size." But the real kicker? The glazing. Some mad genius of a ceramicist apparently decided that regular glaze was for amateurs and invented a technique that makes this bloom look like it's been dipped in the tears of envious real plants. It's so unique, it could easily pass for an artichoke - if artichokes went to the gym and took steroids. As I contemplate where to hang this verdant monstrosity in my living room, I can't help but marvel at its audacity. It's a fake flower, sure, but it's got the chutzpah of a real one that's decided to outlive us all. It's abstract, it's modern, it's whatever you want it to be - as long as what you want is a conversation piece that screams, "Yes, I have impeccable taste, and no, I'm not afraid to show it!" In a world of beige walls and timid decor, this ceramic beast is a revolution. It's not just wall art; it's a statement, a manifesto, a green giant's middle finger to the very concept of subtlety. And somehow, against all odds, I love it.
Dimensions
Product Detail
- Year Designed: 2023
- Material: Ceramic
- Finish: Glazed
- Keyhole for Wall Hanging
Reviews
Makes a Stunning Table Accent
These ceramic flowers will make your friends wonder if you've secretly been taking pottery classes in Tuscany. You haven't, but let them think it
Pretty Boxes
Our ceramic flowers come pre-boxed. Twelve different boxes, each one prettier than your actual wrapping job would've been. Finally, a gift that admits what we've all been thinking.
Ready-to-Hang Artwork
Behind every flower lurks a keyhole, ready for your screw. It's refreshingly uncomplicated—like friendship before social media or coffee before everyone had opinions about it.
Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart
Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.
Holiday Magic, Delivered Instantly
Give them the thrill of picking their own perfect piece. A Chive gift card is the no-stress, all-delight way to gift beautifully.
Chive?€?s Pretty Little Book of Flowers ?€? the cutest coffee table book you didn?€?t know you needed (but totally do). This petite powerhouse is packed with full-color photos of every single ceramic flower ever designed by Chive. Yup, the whole blooming bunch!
Whether you're a longtime fan of Chive?€?s quirky floral creations or just love anything that makes your home look a little more joyful, this pretty little book is pure eye candy. Flip through pages of vibrant ceramic flowers ?€? from bold statement blooms to soft, delicate petals ?€? and fall in love all over again (or for the first time).
Endless Possibilities
Try as you might to create something hideous with our ceramic flowers, you'll fail spectacularly. It's like being handed a foolproof recipe for sophistication. Every arrangement looks like you've secretly attended Swiss finishing school, when really you're just winging it.
How to Hang
One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.
