Jungle Green Pompom Mum
AVAILABLE WINTER 2025
Ah, the ceramic flowers, those delightful little creations that hang on walls like modern artwork, casting an air of whimsy wherever they reside. Picture a medium-sized Jungle Green pompom mum, its petals meticulously crafted from the finest clay, each curve and crease a testament to the artisan's skill.
These wall-mounted wonders aren't mere imitation flowers, oh no, they're so much more. They're wall art decor that transcends the boundaries of conventional decor, injecting a touch of nature's beauty into even the most urbane of settings.
Imagine the keyhole in your living room wall, once a mundane orifice, now transformed into a vibrant canvas showcasing this ceramic masterpiece. It's a conversation starter, a talking point for guests who can't help but marvel at the intricate details and the audacious hue that demands attention.
But these ceramic flowers aren't just for show; they're imbued with a sense of permanence that real flowers can never match. No wilting petals or faded hues, just a steadfast celebration of nature's splendor, frozen in time for your eternal enjoyment.
So, embrace the quirky charm of these wall-mounted ceramic flowers and let them infuse your space with a touch of playful sophistication. After all, who says imitation flowers can't be the real deal?
Product Detail
- Year Designed: 2025
- Material: Ceramic
- Finish: Glazed
- Keyhole for Wall Hanging
Looks Great on Tables
Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?
Pretty Boxes
Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.
Can be Used on a Wall
One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.
Pretty Flowers in Pretty Boxes
After eleven years of toiling, arranging, and obsessing over more than a hundred varieties of flowers, one learns that the postal service harbors a peculiar vendetta against beauty. Like a jealous god waiting to smite anything delicate or refined. But victory comes in the form of sturdy, elegant boxes - the kind that make a recipient feel like royalty, while secretly being fortress-strong enough to survive even the most spiteful mail handler's wrath.
Endless Combinations
One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.
How to Hang
One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.
